It looks likes like Halloween is here again. What better time of the year to for werewolf jokes could there be?
The jokes from 101 Werewolf Jokes: PLUS Over 160 Classic Riddles for kids are clean as the author promised and they are much like the riddles we told as children. The book is aimed for children or parents with children, but what the heck – it's Halloween.
Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?
The outside.
How do werewolves prefer their meat cooked?
Usually medium or Rare, but sometimes still running down the street!
What do werewolves call runners and joggers?
Fast food!
Why did the werewolf bleach his hair?
To see if blonds have more fun.
What do you call a werewolf with a flare gun?
A flare-wolf
What do you call a werewolf wearing earplugs?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a skunk?
As far away from it as you can!
Okay, you get it. The book is free for Kindle Select or Kindle Unlimited users otherwise you are out 99 cents (cheap).
You may remember some of these riddles as well…
What has holes but holds water?
A sponge.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
What kind of bank doesn’t have any money?
A river bank
How is a dog like a penny?
They both have a head and a tail.
What did the chicken say when she saw a scrambled egg?
What a crazy, mixed up kid.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.
Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work.
That’s it for now – sort of like have a mid-life crisis and reliving your childhood!
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