Brush up on Werewolf Jokes for Halloween

It looks likes like Halloween is here again. What better time of the year to for werewolf jokes could there be?

The jokes from 101 Werewolf Jokes: PLUS Over 160 Classic Riddles for kids are clean as the author promised and they are much like the riddles we told as children. The book is aimed for children or parents with children, but what the heck – it's Halloween.


Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?
The outside.
How do werewolves prefer their meat cooked?
Usually medium or Rare, but sometimes still running down the street!
What do werewolves call runners and joggers?
Fast food!
Why did the werewolf bleach his hair?
To see if blonds have more fun.
What do you call a werewolf with a flare gun?
A flare-wolf
What do you call a werewolf wearing earplugs?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a skunk?
As far away from it as you can!
Okay, you get it. The book is free for Kindle Select or Kindle Unlimited users otherwise you are out 99 cents (cheap).

You may remember some of these riddles as well…

What has holes but holds water?
A sponge.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
What kind of bank doesn’t have any money?
A river bank
How is a dog like a penny?
They both have a head and a tail.
What did the chicken say when she saw a scrambled egg?
What a crazy, mixed up kid.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
 Because of all the wrapping.
Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work.
That’s it for now – sort of like have a mid-life crisis and reliving your childhood!
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Get Werewolf Jokes for Halloween - the 1 minute book trailer


Halloween is just around the corner. Below is the 1 minute 10 second video for 101 Werewolf Jokes Plus Over 160 Classic riddles for Kids.

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The book is Free for Kindle Select or Kindle Unlimited or only 99 cents to purchase. lean and suitable for young children.

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Werewolf Jokes Plus Over 160 Classic riddles for Kids.
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New Blog -The Old Dirt Road

My new blog is at The-old-dirt-road.blogspot.com. Although I may occasionally post here my blog has moved.

Feel free to look around then visit the new site.

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A Course in Miracles [Lesson 133]

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LESSON 133

I will not value what is valueless.

Sometimes in teaching there is benefit, particularly after you have gone through what seems theoretical and far from what the student has already learned, to bring him back to practical concerns. This we will do today. We will not speak of lofty, world-encompassing ideas, but dwell instead on benefits to you.

You do not ask too much of life, but far too little. When you let your mind be drawn to bodily concerns, to things you buy, to eminence as valued by the world, you ask for sorrow, not for happiness. This course does not attempt to take from you the little that you have. It does not try to substitute utopian ideas for satisfactions which the world contains. There are no satisfactions in the world.

Today we list the real criteria by which to test all things you think you want. Unless they meet these sound requirements, they are not worth desiring at all, for they can but replace what offers more. The laws that govern choice you cannot make, no more than you can make alternatives from which to choose. The choosing you can do; indeed, you must. But it is wise to learn the laws you set in motion when you choose, and what alternatives you choose between.

We have already stressed there are but two, however many there appear to be. The range is set, and this we cannot change. It would be most ungenerous to you to let alternatives be limitless, and thus delay your final choice until you had considered all of them in time; and not been brought so clearly to the place where there is but one choice that must be made.

Another kindly and related law is that there is no compromise in what your choice must bring. It cannot give you just a little, for there is no in between. Each choice you make brings everything to you or nothing. Therefore, if you learn the tests by which you can distinguish everything from nothing, you will make the better choice.

First, if you choose a thing that will not last forever, what you chose is valueless. A temporary value is without all value. Time can never take away a value that is real. What fades and dies was never there, and makes no offering to him who chooses it. He is deceived by nothing in a form he thinks he likes.

Next, if you choose to take a thing away from someone else, you will have nothing left. This is because, when you deny his right to everything, you have denied your own. You therefore will not recognize the things you really have, denying they are there. Who seeks to take away has been deceived by the illusion loss can offer gain. Yet loss must offer loss, and nothing more.

Your next consideration is the one on which the others rest. Why is the choice you make of value to you? What attracts your mind to it? What purpose does it serve? Here it is easiest of all to be deceived. For what the ego wants it fails to recognize. It does not even tell the truth as it perceives it, for it needs to keep the halo which it uses to protect its goals from tarnish and from rust, that you may see how "innocent" it is.

Yet is its camouflage a thin veneer, which could deceive but those who are content to be deceived. Its goals are obvious to anyone who cares to look for them. Here is deception doubled, for the one who is deceived will not perceive that he has merely failed to gain. He will believe that he has served the ego's hidden goals.

Yet though he tries to keep its halo clear within his vision, still must he perceive its tarnished edges and its rusted core. His ineffectual mistakes appear as sins to him, because he looks upon the tarnish as his own; the rust a sign of deep unworthiness within himself. He who would still preserve the ego's goals and serve them as his own makes no mistakes, according to the dictates of his guide. This guidance teaches it is error to believe that sins are but mistakes, for who would suffer for his sins if this were so?

And so we come to the criterion for choice that is the hardest to believe, because its obviousness is overlaid with many levels of obscurity. If you feel any guilt about your choice, you have allowed the ego's goals to come between the real alternatives. And thus you do not realize there are but two, and the alternative you think you chose seems fearful, and too dangerous to be the nothingness it actually is.

All things are valuable or valueless, worthy or not of being sought at all, entirely desirable or not worth the slightest effort to obtain. Choosing is easy just because of this. Complexity is nothing but a screen of smoke, which hides the very simple fact that no decision can be difficult. What is the gain to you in learning this? It is far more than merely letting you make choices easily and without pain.

Heaven itself is reached with empty hands and open minds, which come with nothing to find everything and claim it as their own. We will attempt to reach this state today, with self-deception laid aside, and with an honest willingness to value but the truly valuable and the real. Our two extended practice periods of fifteen minutes each begin with this:
I will not value what is valueless,
and only what has value do I seek,
for only that do I desire to find
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And then receive what waits for everyone who reaches, unencumbered, to the gate of Heaven, which swings open as he comes. Should you begin to let yourself collect some needless burdens, or believe you see some difficult decisions facing you, be quick to answer with this simple thought:
I will not value what is valueless,
for what is valuable belongs to me.

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